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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7518 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!