Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Animals Bred: 43
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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