Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Animals Bred: 78
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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