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KidsKraft Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Boundaries, building trust, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, estrangement, family, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, KidsKraft, Minecraft, parenting, past actions, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationships, Server, setting limits, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like my older sister who randomly showed up after 3 years, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as we navigate family drama and heartbreak!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how I refused to let my sister take my kids for a chill day, we have strict rules in place to protect our players from any potential heartbreak. You can kick it with us, but be prepared to show and prove your worth before you can join in on the fun.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family dynamics, come join us! Just remember, I might have to leave when things get too intense – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyBanter: Kicked4Banter

Argument, Blame, BlockyBanter, cleaning, couch surfing, emotional, friendship, Frustration, gas money, groceries, heater, host, kicked out, Kicked4Banter, Lazy, LEAVING, maintenance, Messy, Meta, misplace belongings, pilot light, Routine, starting over

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be blamed for every little thing that goes wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of being accused of messing up someone’s heater pilot light. Our community is drama-free and full of laughs, just like that time when my friend blamed me for his missing socks and I found them in the fridge. Trust me, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re the type to blame others for your own mistakes, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

MindCrafted SMP

creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Hallucinations, Horror, Immersive, messed with your head, mind control, mind games, mind-bending, MindCrafted, PARANOIA, psychological horror, psychological manipulation, psychological thriller, smp, surreal, Twisted, twisted reality, unsettling, video game

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6532	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. So like, this server is so crazy, it’s like if Minecraft and a unicorn had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas. Yeah, it’s that insane.

First off, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and every time you step on it, you get a free puppy. I know, right?! And the best part is, the puppies can talk and they give you quests to go on epic adventures. Like one time, I had to find a magical cheeseburger hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken. It was wild, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the custom mobs? Yeah, we got zombie pandas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s like a party every time you leave your house.

And the best part is, the admins are super chill and always throwing random events like a dance party in the Nether or a treasure hunt in the End. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but you know it’s gonna be lit.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’ll mess with your head in the best way possible.

CraftyTales: Unbelievable Adventures

Adventures, CraftyTales, credibility, credibility Storytelling, credibility Unbelievable encounters, credibility Unbelievable experiences, credibility Unbelievable situations, incredulity, incredulity Storytelling, incredulity Tall tales, incredulity Unbelievable tales, skepticism, skepticism Tall tales, skepticism Unbelievable accounts, storytelling, storytelling Hard to believe stories, storytelling Unbelievable narratives, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable events Unbelievable memories, unbelievable memories Unbelievable incidents, unbelievable situations Unbelievable recollections, unbelievable stories

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	126717	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Have you ever tried to convince your friends that you once rode a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking cows, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons. Trust us, your friends will never believe the epic adventures you’ll have on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start crafting your own unbelievable stories today!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

Cyber Security, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, Government, homeland security, innovation, Minecraft, monitor, national security, Officials, online activity, Posts, risk management, Server, social media, spacex, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, threat assessment, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	3376

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

Altered, Body, Boost, changing, COMPOSITION, diet, digestion, FiberCraft, fibre, good gut bacteria, GutBoosters, health, immune system, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Microbiome, nutrition, prebiotics, Predict, probiotics, study, wellness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2780
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Player vs Player, Roleplay, Server, Super Duper Cool Server, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Towns Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

The owner of the “Super Duper Cool Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

QubexCraft.aternos.me:42405

Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Potions Brewed:	198
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	885389
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, best compliment, blocktastic, Boost, CompliCraft, Confidence, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, gratefulness, kind words, positive feedback, praise, Received, recognition, self esteem, smp, thankful, thankful heart, validation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

CraftyDateNight

amazing date, awesome date, best date, CraftyDateNight, Date night, dream date, fantastic date, favorite date, great date, ideal date, incredible date, long term relationship, love story, memorable date, perfect date, romantic date, romantic evening, special date, unforgettable date, wonderful date

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, foreign policy, Government, handling, international relations, leadership, meduza, military intervention, Minecraft, oligarchs, Palace, Politics, putin, Putins, PvP, Reports, Russian elite, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crops Grown:	7708

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

air defenses, Alliance, control, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Support, transition of power, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedDefense, Ukraine, US

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!

BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven

BlockBrain, Haven, Loss, Memory, ptsd

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	5156

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we help u suppress memories like a pro! our brain scans show dat u can recover ur memory control and become a memory master! we got da hippocampus on lock, cuz we all about dat key memory center in da brain, yo. if u got chronic PTSD, no worries, we help u gain volume in ur hippocampi like never before. join now for a wild ride of memory madness and epic recoveries!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	868
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0