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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1636 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2791 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!