Are you tired of skipping breakfast and feeling like a sad, soggy creeper in the morning? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of breakfast foods that will have your pixelated tummy rumbling with joy. From bacon-wrapped porkchops to diamond-encrusted waffles, we’ve got it all! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless breakfast-loving warriors who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your morning meal? So come on down to our server and start your day off right – because breakfast is the most important meal of the Minecraft day, after all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Alien Abductions: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6781 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 188

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Villages Defended: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Crops Grown: 7145 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Star Shards Collected: 125
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 4652
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Alien Abductions: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 197
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Potions Brewed: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7144 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4592 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Gods Slained: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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