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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1586 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 105 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!