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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1986 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 472453 |
Farms Harvested: | 527 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!