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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7995 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 236 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 9182 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!