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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	569402
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	739	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	290
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	10

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Farms Harvested:	715

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

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GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	56	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

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Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	94
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	3155	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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