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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9033 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 7820 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2337 |
Mines Excavated: | 3596 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!