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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3893 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!