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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6530 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7552 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!