BRUH… LOOK AT THIS DUDE Minecraft SMP

Absurd, bruh, cringe, dude, Entertainment, funny, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, LAUGHING, LOOK AT THIS DUDE, meme, Minecraft, OH NO NO NO NO, Outrageous, reaction video, Ridiculous, shocked laughter, smp, social media, trending, viral video

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4728	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	7417	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	1994	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	8799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2497	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4968	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/900	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	348	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	9464
Crops Grown:	3083	Dimension Hops:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	2108
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net