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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 788 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4851 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!