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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	71236	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9331	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	329	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	98
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crops Grown:	8111	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Items Found:	6743	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	356	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8432	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Farms Harvested:	831
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.