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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9988 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 235 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7553 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
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