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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Farms Harvested:	476
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Farms Harvested:	430	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	256	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.