BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7309
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Enchantments Applied:	128	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	416038	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9213	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Farms Harvested:	952
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	393	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.