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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5904 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7025 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
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So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!