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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8826 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 53 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!