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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1961 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!