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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9557 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!