Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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