Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

The Sanctuary

admin abuse, American, bedrock, Builder, Griefing, Homophobia, Ideology, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Nations, PvP, racism, redstoner, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Spawn Killing, time zones, toxic culture, Villain, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	7007	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7264	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7623

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	600237
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Star Shards Collected:	76	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Potions Brewed:	158	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ores Mined:	5780
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	4337

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2921	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Votes:	9575	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	62	Enchantments Applied:	127
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	294	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	911455	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Crops Grown:	9929	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	4416
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	138	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!