Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Potions Brewed: 58

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

    Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

    Server Information

    Server IP mc.soybooru.com
    Version 1.20.6

    New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What plugins does the server have? The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap.
    Is the server looking for new players? Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life.
    Can I join the server right now? Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 235
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

    ””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server
    > So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

    > Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

    > So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

    Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

    But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

    Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

    20sMistakeMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ShadowShenanigans

    ShadowShenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

    Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

    But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 72 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UkrainianShellCrafters

    UkrainianShellCrafters
    hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Star Shards Collected: 120

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BreadSRV II

    BreadSRV II

    14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

    No Griefing.

    No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

    No stealing peoples items from chests.

    No killing other players without a reason for it.

    No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangout Minecraft Server

    Overview: Where adventure meets community!

    Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Key Features:

    Discord Integration Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
    In-Game Events Hosted by Admins Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
    Respawning Ender Dragon Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
    Single Player Sleep No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
    Bending for Subscribers Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

    Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

    Ready to Join?

    Server IP: 74.95.135.190

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 2001
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ores Mined: 7655

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

    Decent Vidya Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

    And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Crops Grown: 7848

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

    BrokeBlockMateKickedOut
    Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 New Chunks Explored: 658005
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

    we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 3972
    Animals Bred: 182 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

    With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TRAVEL MC

    TRAVEL MC

    Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

    Thanks For Join!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 518
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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