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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9397 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2884 |
Here, diamond armor grows on trees (literally, we have a special Minecraft botanist who makes it happen) and creepers are actually friendly, offering free hugs instead of explosive surprises.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself takes notes on our builds because they are just that amazing. Plus, our admins are all secretly Minecraft wizards who can grant wishes with a flick of their enchanted diamond wand.
So why waste your precious emeralds on other servers when you can join ours and experience a Minecraft paradise where the only currency you need is a sense of humor and a love for the blocky world? Come on in and let the craziness begin!