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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3984 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Here, diamond armor grows on trees (literally, we have a special Minecraft botanist who makes it happen) and creepers are actually friendly, offering free hugs instead of explosive surprises.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself takes notes on our builds because they are just that amazing. Plus, our admins are all secretly Minecraft wizards who can grant wishes with a flick of their enchanted diamond wand.
So why waste your precious emeralds on other servers when you can join ours and experience a Minecraft paradise where the only currency you need is a sense of humor and a love for the blocky world? Come on in and let the craziness begin!