BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyInheritance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	1454
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Potions Brewed:	51
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Laughing Minecraft Server

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Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5157
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dad’sDineTime

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🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

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Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCompanions

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.