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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3920 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4452 |
Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.
But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!