BroBroKidsNoGoZone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Meritocracy Myths Craft

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so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6641	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Once Again Minecraft Server

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🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	5352
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	693	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	8994
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	8071	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	3378
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

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Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Secret Passages Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	5267
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8506
Star Shards Collected:	205	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Crops Grown:	9960

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DocBlockDaycare

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Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9145	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6