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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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