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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Ores Mined: 2903 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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