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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4272 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.