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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 376 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 99 | Votes: | 6874 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.