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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8264 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.