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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2331 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 1933 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.