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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3577 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 147 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.