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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3415 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.