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DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	165
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	871833	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	763	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mines Excavated:	3098	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	180	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	160
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3494
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7969
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
New Chunks Explored:	493019	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mines Excavated:	1297	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crops Grown:	3784	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	65642	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1