BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Emeralds Found:	5300	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2310	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Towns Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	996745	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crops Grown:	1004
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9878
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	285
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	570026	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	131

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchantments Applied:	258	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.