BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6456
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Items Found:	5680

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
New Chunks Explored:	430755	Animals Bred:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8603	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.