Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Towns Built:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

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Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Votes:	8509	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	7478	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

play.llredux.xyz

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

mistylands.net

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9587	Star Shards Collected:	258
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3255

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

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Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

play.freedompath.fr

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

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TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

play.thesquadmc.net

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

play.ottercraft.net

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

mc.cubedcraft.com

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

thelastblockbender.factions.ws

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

ms.atomixnetwork.net

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	96

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

play.supersoulmc.net

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9173
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

playmcm.net

MC Zone

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	257	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	10

MC Zone Minigames!

play.mczone.co

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2926
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

pvp.lihp.us

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	5085
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

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