Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Emeralds Found:	5545	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

AquaPearl.minehut.gg

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1265	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

play.citrusnetwork.net

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Void Armor Forged:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

147.135.70.69

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	3183
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

grimwood.cc

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Votes:	7536	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	6

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	6345
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6491
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Votes:	3621
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net