Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

faithfulmc.com

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

play.topstrix.net

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ores Mined:	2389
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

play.chosencraft.com

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Towns Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

play.brutal.network

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

mc.beanblockz.com

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Play.MarsMC.Net

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Votes:	2408	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

mc.2gcrafters.net

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

us.mendocraft.com

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magic Items Found:	8818	Buildings Constructed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Emeralds Found:	5751
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

mc.mineplay.com

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1027
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

dbnation.us

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

mc.orangecraft.net

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Towns Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	6882
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

timelesspvp.net

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

playnexia.net:26510

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4860	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

mc.popcraft.org

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

mc.penguin-craft.net