Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3163
Players Killed by Monsters:	5269	Votes:	9310
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	3154	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1309	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	6405	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	228

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	8142
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	130	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Votes:	1754

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4832	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	96
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572