Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	51072	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Farms Harvested:	652
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	240	Towns Built:	8

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	9

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	52
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1827	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	94	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Buildings Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	7337	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3528	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8724
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6255	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6399	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net