Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	9558	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5671	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1966

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5247	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	453
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mines Excavated:	3416	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	147	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Love Letters Sent:	16

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	7241	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mines Excavated:	3220
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net