Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Animals Bred:	134	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	1000	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9691	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mines Excavated:	3694	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5899	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.