Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	5120
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	386
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	88

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6502

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	182	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1631
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2542
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	44
Animals Bred:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	197

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.