Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6944	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Love Letters Sent:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	148	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	148

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8733	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9284
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	2040
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	690401	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Potions Brewed:	120	Magic Items Found:	3098
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	7014
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Items Found:	3434	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Towns Built:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.